The defination of "AH BENG"!

Ah Beng, or Lala chai doesn't matter.. Two of them also sharing a nickname called "Sohai".

In term of clothing for sohai;
- Wearing boot cut jeans which "Bao Chun" pant. The boot cut can hide his head inside. Why? Cause they sohai mah.. Always get trouble so try to hide by cover the boot cut pant on his head when get chase by enemy.
- The clothing have alot of string.. Belt here belt there.. For them to hang themselves when give people chase.
- Having a spiky hair, pajak sini pajak sana macam durian. Claimed as weapon. Earing have more that 2. Some more that 5 include the pencil can go tru the hole.
- wearing boot cut with tight shirt. Thinking so yeng but look kanasai for me.
- Foul language all the time. Wei bro, now 2007 la.. Those foul language need to keep la.. Japan Yakuma and Mafia wearing coat and smart la. Mana ada macam pengemis?
-All shirt or custom make pant must have dragon. So they can look fierce. But when police tahan, look like sok chun.

In term on sohai car;
- driving a hatchback car, but wanna huge wing. Wei, you think you driving an aeroplane? Add wing can give horsepower meh..
- The muflfer can sumbat a baby head inside. Sound fierce, tapi tak guna. Even a kid cycling a bicycle also can overtake him. When go up hill, bunyi and smoke alot, but move like kura kura.
- When stop at traffic light, his leg can stop rev the engine. Thinking he driving a 1000bhp horsepower, but only riding a less that 100bhp.
-Install a chap ayam at brother and act like having 10k sound system inside.. Blast all the time with chinese techno. Turn down the windows as there thinking to show off his sound system, but outside can't heard anything. Chap ayam sound system not punchy enough, turn down window act like pro. People look at him and he showing a very proud face. But for me, he look kanasai and no brain. Buying cheap system still dare to show off..
-Lighting all over his car, but when saw jpj turn like ghost car. People put HID, he put bulb from carrefour and claimed as HID. People driving Lancer, you wan lancer. Go accessories buy some sticker and stick at your car and already act like driving lancer. Stock light look nice, but wanna change to round round type. Look like BMW and skyline kononya. Always wanna show off at highway, but people smoked, he feel sad. Because having a Lancer sticker or mitsubishi sticker, he claimed is driving it while inside only a 80bhp car. Driving a Wajalution wanna tiong Real Evolution. People Evo smoked you wajalution you feel angry..

I guess no ah beng here was reading this. If got also and feel so angry or what, sorry.. cause you look sohai and kanasai.

I said this, because today i really meet a sohai ah beng and wanna race like me. Driving a white satria with lancau sound system with huge wing from back.. Stopping beside me and rev his lancau car to warn me that he was a pro. When i wind down my windows, totally cant hear what he listening and what he talking. Rev his engine wanna race with me. Dulan.. Play with him and called my friends wait me to stop his car at in front. PLay with him and he can't smoked me. A lancau satria with GTi bodykit. Jammed brake and I heard his tyre screeching the road. My friend block his way and I come down from car. Asked him what he want. He replied want nothing. Wear like ah beng the car look like ah beng. First like lan c lan c. But after surround by me, look like a man finding his cock. In my bad mood you playing this like me. Confirm my friend won't let you go. At last, smash driver side window and called him report. throw my phone to him and call him call police but he don't dare. Let him go and said sorry to us. Malancau. You think i play play? Cibai..